AVN 2008

I'm in Las Vegas! I can't believe it! This is the city that I've seen so much of in films and tv and I've never been here, but here I am. You know what? I am not only in Las Vegas, but I am in Las Vegas at the AVN Expo. How cool is that?! I feel like a little kid every time I say "how cool is that?!" and it feels a little strange to have child-like joy about "the porno convention" but I am just that thrilled. The adult entertainment expo is just that kind of exciting to me. Sex is so basic, so beautiful, so thrilling that being here at the expo is a gleeful experience. I was walking down the main convention center hallway in my businesswoman outfit (you know, the vertiginous pumps, the thigh high stockings, the pinstripe skirt that just barely covers my ass and the pinstripe jacket with only a bra under it) and heads were turning, people were staring and taking pictures, one guy walked into a column. I was grinning my face off, living in attention whore's paradise. This is what I want to do. This is what I love to do. This is what I was made to do.

Oh yeah, sure, I CAN do more than what I feel I was made to do. I have done more and I will continue to do more. I COULD take my clothes off for a living for the rest of my life but I assure you that it wouldn't be pretty. I will move on and achieve more than just what my body was made to want. Right now though, I'm happy. Being here at AEE is surreal and (right now at least) reinforcing to me that this is what I am good at and love doing. Dear everyone, you still continue to have my permission to masturbate to me. Sincerely, Isobel

Want to see me while I'm here? I'm in the Killer Bea Media booth, that's 5102. If I'm not there I'm either being tied up at the Dungeon Corps booth (which is on the right hand side near the firetruck) or the PAW booth....or I'm wandering around because there's a whole bunch of nearly naked chicks here and I'm an ogler. I told RP that it's going to be hard to keep me at the booth b/c of this and he says to tell y'all that he'll have me tied to the booth at regular intervals to keep me there.

Vegas Things:
-Zumanity is a super cool show. Seeing Cirque du Solei in person is a totally amazing experience and a million times better than seeing it on tape, like I have been.

-My overriding thought while being here is, "good God I'm glad I don't have a gambling addiction."

-Food here is either stupid cheap or stupid expensive.

-Advertisements are all over NYC, everywhere, on every available surface. They are NOT everywhere here, they are "tastefully" placed, but created in such a way that they instantly grab and hold your attention. It's amazing. I'm astounded by the planning that went into making this a money machine.