Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Don't make me go all Vanilla Ice

I'm telling RP I want to train the dog to go apeshit on a verbal trigger in case of mugging, etc.

"I'll say, 'she's ferocious.' and she'll go nuts and scare them off!"

"Nah, you want something you don't use otherwise like, 'Vanilla Ice'."

"What?! How do work 'Vanilla Ice' into a mugging conversation?"

"I think you're allowed a certain leeway in a mugging situation. 'Don't make me go all Vanilla Ice on your ass!' ...and then it would be what everyone was saying the next year."

He promptly launches into an involved story about how the mugger would tell his friends and then they'd start using it and Vanilla Ice would eventually hear it "up in his mansion somewhere and then he'd be all offended, 'I don't know where that came from! I'm a really nice guy! I mean, I would never go all Vanilla Ice on someone. Oh no! I said it!'"

Yes, I posted this solely to see if I can make that actually happen.