tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26650717393501375502011-11-27T19:47:26.724-05:00This is the blog for Isobel Wren, fetish, nude and adult model. You can see all these blogs and much more at her adult site, "isobelwren.com"Isobel Wrenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13014286548806594920noreply@blogger.comBlogger591100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2665071739350137550.post-36353694171548663262010-12-28T20:23:00.003-05:002010-12-28T20:56:57.561-05:00

Laid. The word is much more fun when it has to do with sex than with being fired. The temp agency I work for came back from the holidays with an email, "about the future of our company"Hey look! It's the corporate version of, "baby, we have to talk."Interlude, if you've just joined the party here's the deal. I took a job from a friend a few years ago when I returned to Richmond to finish my

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I'm hiring for someone to assist me in my business, doing the website, photo editing and things like that. I know that I'm offering a low rate for tech work but it's menial, entry level work so I'm offering an entry level wage. The following is an exchange with an applicant that I will title, "How to assure that you'll never work for me.""I can help you with all of your needs - but I'm looking

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Esther and I both have guests staying with us this week so I was really looking forward to coming home to a house full of people. Everyone had gone somewhere so the house was empty and depressing when I got in. I got set to eat dinner, mope around and go to bed when I saw the new bucky ball art on our fridge.Amusing, to be sure, but it had to be changed. A few minutes later and we had our new

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I'm telling RP I want to train the dog to go apeshit on a verbal trigger in case of mugging, etc."I'll say, 'she's ferocious.' and she'll go nuts and scare them off!""Nah, you want something you don't use otherwise like, 'Vanilla Ice'.""What?! How do work 'Vanilla Ice' into a mugging conversation?""I think you're allowed a certain leeway in a mugging situation. 'Don't make me go all Vanilla Ice

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Preforming the woo test of drunkenness is quite simple and extremely entertaining. I live on a road with two popular bars on one end and one on the other so on party nights there's a lot of foot traffic around 2 am which is when bars and clubs in Va close. There's traffic at around 11pm going TO the bars, but sober people or vaguely pre-gamed people are not nearly as interesting as

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I was woken from a sound sleep by a couple arguing outside my window. I knew, in that kind of sense memory you get from things that happen all too often, that it was 2 am. 2:17am, said the clock. I shifted under the covers and listened to the latest in a long series of drunken quarrels I've been privy to, living on the main thoroughfare between three popular bars in the Fan.Whatever she'd said

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This comic strip (sorry, blurry iPhone photo) is basically just a preachy lecture about how Katie (the girl) can't keep the fawn Lucky b/c he's a "dangerous wild animal". In the last panel she responds, "Not Lucky...He wouldn't hurt anybody, would you Lucky?"It's so after school special you know that in the next few strips she'll gain valuable knowledge about wild animals through Lucky's wacky

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CSA this week brings us a yellow watermelon, 1/2 lb of baby onions in red and yellow, a head of garlic, sweet peppers, parsley, a pound each of baby carrots and tomatoes and a jalapeño so hot that they recommend you chop it wearing gloves (holy shit!). I'll be hard pressed to find use for this jalapeño but it's in my CSA so I paid for it so I'll take it.Wandering around the market I found a

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This week we have Yukon gold potatoes, red beets, scallions, basil, tomatillos, leeks and one each of garlic and cucumber. The last look a bit sad and lost, don't they?I wish I'd thought to ask the guys at the market what kinds of tomatoes we have this week. I had two lb allotted to me so I picked half and half but damned if I know what they are.

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I forgot to do it last week! Well. This week we have two kinds of beets, a pound of new potatoes, scallions, patty pan squash, some rather piqued looking basil, red and purple raspberries (that I couldn't resist buying), cucumbers and a pound of lettuce.The CSA has given us both beets and lettuce for 3 wks in a row now. I'm starting to get really creative w the beets but I'm all lettuced out.

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I headed back to the day job today. Before I left I put this note in the bag of mini candy bars on my desk. In the case that you can't see the photo, it says, "I know I have 20 candy bars in here that aren't yours".When I returned the note looked like this. Again, for those browsing w images off, someone had scratched out the 20 and written in 18.I KNEW that was going to happen! Lol

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My CSA started this week! From subscription I got spring onions, beets, salad greens, two different kinds of squash, parsley and more swiss chard than I know what to do with. Also a cojoined patty pan squash that Esther was mesmerized by. I bought additionally sweet cherries and leeks, the latter bc the only recipe I have for swiss chard is "Swiss chard and leek quiche" and it is fantastic!

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I was looking through blog entries in my, "incomplete" folder so that I could finish one and make a new blog for today when I came across this one. I'm sure that I had planned on some interesting things about eating in Japan like how it's rude to ask for a doggie bag and what fun and adventure you can have by trying rice balls at random but reading back over what I'd written so far I think more

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This week I showed up at 10 am after walking dogs (if you're in RVA and looking for a dog at the SPCA I highly recommend Cedric) and just about everything was sold out already!I got broccoli, sugar snap peas, strawberries, mint and garlic scrapes. I had to change the game plan after I found that the things I wanted were sold out. I missed out on leeks, spinach, edamame and whole chicken.

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Leeks, half lb teeny asparagus, teeny radishes and not so teeny, very fragrant strawberries!!

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I always tell you guys I'm going to show youwhat I wear to work and then I forget. Here's today.

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I have discovered the book, "Wild Fermentation" by Sandor Katz and, as he says, I've been infected by fermentation fervor. I've started a batch of Gundru, Nepalese bitter greens pickles and I'm onto the second stage of distillation of my first ever batch of wine. The wine is dandelion. I recommend making your own hooch (HAH! Hooch jokes. always funny) but I do not recommend making it from

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Toasting my vegan hot dog it blew up. That just looks vulgar.

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Kitty has decided that I am a nice enough sort -for a human- and besides, my laptop case is pretty comfy for napping.

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It's hard to take a picture of a moving cat w an iPhone. This is my sister's cat. She has an upside down heart on her face! It kinda makes her look like she has no nose. So cute!

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Have to run a virtual machine for a few windows programs. It looks so screwed up in my beautiful little mac!What a world, what a world! Who would have thought that a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?

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Reasons NYC is basically my favorite city. Tokyo now has a place in my heart too, but it's essentially the other side of the planet from my family and I barely speak the language so I have to admit it's not the most practical choice. Since I was supposed to post this blog when I was in NYC I thought I'd write about the reasons New York is my favorite city.I love that the Time-Space continuum

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It looks like WiseBread.com threw up on itself this morning.Poor guys, that sucks.

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I got "pick up lines" refrigerator magnets for graduation. Nobody has used them until today.

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I started my day job to sustain me while I was in school. Now I just kinda keep it because I like going out during the day and working with other people. I know that people are rare to like the job that they have, and I like mine so I feel I should appreciate the blessing that I have and keep it :)Anyway, I do glorified temp work. I come in on a per project basis for firms that need web design

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I'm making this blog post simply so that I don't have to see the picture of that lump of "soup" first thing when I load up my blog page. It's getting to the point where it turns my stomach looking at it. I still have a few bowls of the stuff in the fridge and I'm not going to be able to eat it any more if I keep getting sicked out by it on my blog page.In related news, it's totally funny how

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The crock pot cookbook says this is soup. Chunkiest. Soup. Evar.

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I am endlessly interested in the way things fit together and organize themselves so I find the way I pack my suitcase -as a model- really interesting so I like to share. I'm pretty sure that I've already talked about this, but I can totally do it again :) I practically get off on this shit.In the first layer of packing things in the suitcase it's important to pack things around the spines in a

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Look what I got in the mail today!

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Falling asleep I realized that I hadn't packed lunch for work in the morning. I got out of bed, threw my flannel jammie top and padded down the hall to the kitchen. Looking in the refrigerator I noticed that the small remainder of a beautiful fruit bouquet I received for my birthday was looking piqued so I took it to the furnace room to dispose of it. Once there I saw that some pieces were

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I have the day off because it's my birthday...well, because it's New Years. But it's also my birthday! Knowing workaholic me I can't just sit back and relax, I made a website. I have made myself a fan site so that I can link to something from family friendly sites and not get kicked off for being porn spam. If you want to check it out, it's:http://www.wrensamerica.comHoly crap! A link I made

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I got a bread maker for Christmas. This is not the least of what I've gotten, but it is high on the list of things that excite and interest me. I got a crock-pot as well, to replace the much used one that an ex-roommate stole when he moved out. Moraxian [link NSFW] will tell you that during our first shoot I was using the crock pot to make vegetable stew. Fantastic shoot. My first commercial

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When I was a kid in Hawaii my family hosted missionaries and missionaries-in-training on their way from or to mission trips in the pacific. It was really cool and we met a lot of people....very religious people, but still. One Christmas we were hosting a young missionary from Germany when she told us of the pickle ornament, a German Christmas tradition.In Germany, she said, families have a

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Hi guys,All these blogs are old and out of order. My website crashed recently and all the back ups were corrupted, so these are the few blog posts that I was able to pull out of the aether.I'd reorganize them, but honestly, I'm only vaguely aware of when I posted them and what order they were in...and honestly, I have better things to do than puzzle over old blog entries. But. I hope you enjoy

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So. Women are incredibly complicated. The boobs and all those labia and fantastic indoor plumbing were all created by these horrific hormones that make us do wacky things. All of my male friends have, at one point or another, interacted with a woman in a manner so dense that I had to wonder if my friends were taking stupid pills. After a few years it occurred to me that men are not

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I've always known I've liked the idea of someone watching me, but I never had a chance to put it into practice and see if I really do like someone watching me until a recent photoshoot. I found a casting on Craigslist for a model to show off for a voyeur style shoot. There were a few things that sounded strange in the interaction back and forth between the photographer and I so, being a nasty

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Very early this morning, while I was still asleep I got a text, "you're on the vote for fan guest of honor at fetishcon! " I think I thought it was a really nice dream until I woke up and read the email, "Hey, we put you on as a choice for fan guest of honor at Fetishcon! " HOLY SHIT! HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT!?Okay, so guys, you now have two things that I'm vote whoring for. * Please vote

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Traveling to San Diego I was given a copy of Penthouse magazine (YESSSS! Porn!) by my traveling companion. I was really excited about it because, besides its obvious awesomeness in being packed full of airbrushed photos of naked women, it had guidelines on how to apply to model for Penthouse (which I totally want to do, anyone got any ins? I'll love you forever!). I read it on the late night

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How to talk to my vagina. A recent event made me think over the terms for the vaginal area that I like and dislike. I'll get into that in a bit. Here are the terms for a woman's nether regions, ranked least favorite to most favorite.I don't want to hear or say anything that makes it sound like it's wet or smelly or makes gross noises. Poontang makes it sound like it both has a taste and an

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As the surge of new hormones floods through my body from the new implant (okay seriously? How many times am I going to mention that I'm a cyborg now? I love it.) I find myself running hot and cold. I am easily irritated but insanely horny. In totally unrelated news I've installed google analytics on my site and it's the coolest thing ever. I'm really enjoying finding out where people are

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I forget about my friends. This is another thing that makes me a bad person. I forget about my friends until someone reminds me that they're there, that I have friends. I had this great idea to get my nude model friends with blogs or paysites together and have a vlog-off like fiveawesomegirls and this reminded me that Candy Poses (http://candyposes.com/drupal/) is my friend so I had to go read

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I attended a career fair the other day so as not to continue wasting my degree. Not that I've tired of modeling, just that I like to see what options are open to one who has a degree in the environmental sciences. I like to see what people are hiring for. Professional curiousity I guess. Anyway, it got me thinking about what people wanted to be when they were kids and how it turned out.When I

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I'm in Las Vegas! I can't believe it! This is the city that I've seen so much of in films and tv and I've never been here, but here I am. You know what? I am not only in Las Vegas, but I am in Las Vegas at the AVN Expo. How cool is that?! I feel like a little kid every time I say "how cool is that?!" and it feels a little strange to have child-like joy about "the porno convention" but I am

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So here's my first entry in my new site. So let's make this a post all about firsts. What firsts do you want to know about?The first time I had an orgasm I was 18. I'd been masturbating for years but it was frustrating and boring since nothing ever happened. I listened to Lovelines every night and girls like me always asked, "how will I know when I've had an orgasm?" to which Adam and Dr. Drew

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This week I've been filming my second puppy video. I think you'll like it when it's done. People often ask me if I really get turned on while I film or shoot. I'm not sure what the "right" answer is but the real answer is sometimes. Like anything else one enjoys, if you make a job out of it some of it is going to turn into a routine and that's going to be boring and job-like. Sometimes I'm

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Welcome 93X listeners! I'm the hot chick of the day ! W00T!I got up this morning and checked the logs and thought, "now how the HELL do I have 45 guests looking at my site?" and then I remembered that the lovely folks over at 93X accepted my application. Hello Minnesota! Welcome, from Boston Ma on the east coast! I'm sorry that the site isn't exactly functioning top notch right now, I'm

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So I worked a figure modeling gig for a local college the other day. Figure modeling is kind of fun even though it's not as glam as photographic modeling. No one does your makeup or your hair, but then again, you don't have to shave your legs because no one is going to bother drawing leg hair.I got really used to modeling for advanced classes and artists' practice so it was unusual for me to do

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I keep lists. I have a thing for lists. I thought it was kind of stupid, then I read somewhere that an ancient Japanese lady who was famous for being sexy released a book of lists back in her time and they were a big seller. Now, I'm not sure if her book was a big seller b/c it was good or b/c she was famous for being sexy but it encouraged me to keep writing my lists. I thought I might share

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Vagina Having a vagina is very useful. It's a great place to store things if they're pretty small and you don't mind them getting gooey, it fits in a pair of panties much more handily than external genitalia and putting things in it lends an instant "edge" to photos.Seriously, I'm not kidding. I can't tell you how many times I've put up an art photo of me

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Ten medical facts about Isobel Wren:1)I suffer from often debilitating chronic heartburn that doctors are at a loss to treat but enjoy running up bills looking at.2)I can roll my tongue, taste that one chemical that only people of European decent can taste, and can also taste and smell a chemical that very few people can detect at all when it is injected into them. I am a genetic freak.3)I got

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So the first IsobelWren.com webcam session was a success. Seven members signed on to watch me fondle myself, play with ice, and show off my pussy. At the instruction of one intrepid member I broke out a dildo, sucked it and then masturbated until I came.It was super hot! I know that I'm definitely an exhibitionist now, since having everyone watch me really got me off fast. The wild success of

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One summer in Boston I planted a garden in boxes on my roof. I was super excited. If the zomb-pocalypse came, I would be ready for it.Carefully I started all the plants that say, "start indoors" on two tiny greenhouses on my radiator. I bought four window boxes and two square corner boxes. Each box takes a 40 lb bag of dirt to fill, so those were no small pots. I bought the best quality dirt

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